LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME, YOU WOULD GO TO JAIL!

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME, YOU WOULD GO TO JAIL!

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL

i'm not selfish gloria! and yes it was booked for today! if that's your attitude sian can move in with ya! oh well manny i'm sorry i didn't know next time i'll double check with you before booking.

luke i'm sorry you can have the stuff back. ok gloria bring out the fahitas, alex get the fantails haley you do the janks.

luke men want you for modelling. do they? yes!

yes ok manny don't throw eggs at me! oh ok sorry focus on luke then.

claire you're the kardashians luke you're the jenners alex you're the anistons cam you're the jolie-pitts manny you're the vergaras gloria you're the beckhams.

oh dear why you no telling me Cam yell because of zooboo phil? well how was i to know haley would be on her cell? honey we're sending you to bording school!. look haley it's for your own good, just until we can sort it out.

bording school?!!!!!!!!! oh but that is so unfair! what if luke---no! start and luke will be on zooboo! now you'ree going and that's that!

noooo!!!!!!! haley i wanna ground my dolls! ok luke luke's dolls you're grounded!

aah! claire why you no tell me you call out all our names for? oh i'm sorry i forgot to tell you, the photographer came because i booked a family portrait taking.

IF YOU YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME

ok we all calm down now cam. (opening credits) so haley are there others who took zooboo? a few phil did and claire did, but you know what not my problem. ok jay i'm off to the mall. see ya luke!

no michael you do not make modern family say random things! now you will go to the naughty shelf and think about what you've done! but we we-----. look you are in the naughty shelf because you made michael make modern family say random things. now you'll stay put for 20 minutes until i come and get you.

jay claire alex reela there i go again calling everyone the wrong name! alex luke jay cam claire gloria haley luke phil alex (opening credits) gloria alex luke haley phil claire oh goodness i'm getting everyone's names wrong.

aunt alex penple reela there's i go again once more reela haley alex cam scott claire phil violet ursula matt oh dear! i'm gonna have to get it right sometime! claire phil philomena alex function faye claire penople marleen viola pasquale alex claire marleena claire alex phil function reemt reet claire alex phil manny klaus. oops! (laughing)

i'll try again i'm hungover anyway, phillex alexxly aleam violont clirhil oops! dreela manuoir philvox alexcay. oh gotta get my words right! broxoedil.

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME! YOU WILL GO TO TIDMOUTH SHEDS!